the 50 states

Alabama: Hicks Alaska: American Russians Arizona: Bad football team Arkansas: ArKANSAS California: Wildfires Colorado: IM A GIRRAFE Connecticut: Bipolar Delaware: George Washington Florida: Hurricanes Georgia: Coca Cola Hawaii: Moana Idaho: Potatohoes Illinois: Alcoholics Indiana: Indian Iowa: Dark zone of US Kansas: Patrick Mahomes Kentucky: Fried chicken Louisiana: Popeyes Maine: LOBSTAH Maryland: Crabs and Clams Massachusetts: The witch trials Michigan: Big boi lakes Minnesota: Vikings Mississippi: That other southeastern state Missouri: Beer and Kansas city Montana: Far cry 5 Nebraska: A fuckin huge pointy rock Nevada: Gambling New Hampshire: Concord New Jersey: New Joysee New Mexico: Tall pointy fucken tree things New York: Only 1 good football team North Carolina: Texas Pete North Dakota: Rocky president's Ohio: Two blonde fuckbois Oklahoma: State that looks like a pan Oregon: Portland Pennsylvania: Where I hope my real dad is Rhode Island: SMOL South Carolina: The worse of the two South Dakota: The unwanted stepson of the northern-midwestern region of the us Tennessee: Rock and Roll Texas: Red dead Utah: Salt lake city Vermont: The adopted kid the North doesn't want or remember Virginia: Gettysburg Washington: Marshawn lynch West Virginia: Felloff 76 Wisconsin: Has a weird fucken city (Milwaukee) Wyoming: Doesn't exist